Your potatoes look like Ned Beatty? Cool, All my potatoes just look like well, potatoes. Then I peel them and mash them into a unrecognizable lump with butter and salt. Ned Beatty tastes delicious.
This doesn’t have anything to do with potatoes, but it’s about produce, so it’s enough of a segue. Cotton-candy grapes are a thing! I thought I bought regular grapes, but they turned out to be cotton candy flavored grapes.
This has me so excited but I’ll be dammed if I can think of any.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po
What would one do with a bunch of Ned Beatty potatoes? Peel like a pig!
No, I’ll see myself out.
YESSS!
*Like*
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But I also like rug burns, so…there’s that…
I’d have thought he was missing out on the ones that looked like Warren Beatty…?
You have a purty Labrum, Mandible, Maxilla, Labia, and Hypopharynx!
I’m ashamed to admit I never heard of Ned Beatty before and had to google who he was.
Your potatoes look like Ned Beatty? Cool, All my potatoes just look like well, potatoes. Then I peel them and mash them into a unrecognizable lump with butter and salt. Ned Beatty tastes delicious.
This doesn’t have anything to do with potatoes, but it’s about produce, so it’s enough of a segue. Cotton-candy grapes are a thing! I thought I bought regular grapes, but they turned out to be cotton candy flavored grapes.
Considering cotton candy is just spun sugar, that isn’t that difficult to cultivate for.
So you spin the sugar inside the grapes? Science!
I’d think Brad Pitts would be avocados.
“That’s not me, Mr. Luthor. That’s a potato.”
“Sorry. I thought you had just improved your henching.”
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Luthor.”
Otisburg?
Shouldn’t you have an ellipsis at the end of the third text box?
Whoops! Good catch. Will fix.
You have meddled in the primal forces of comic strips Mr. Huber!
And YOU. WILL. ATTOOOOOONNNNUH
Am I getting through to you?