Well, even if it’s good coffee you could still pour another cup.
On the other hand, bad coworkers that need hot coffee to their face seem to be endless too.
Nah, it is the dress code / conformity thing. Initially to any outsider they all look alike. Once you get to know them you will be able to distinguish the various subtypes by their behavior patterns. Engineer, Angry Engineer, Intern, Flirt, dishrag, Coffee Monster, Walley, Boss, Executive aka idiot in a suit who would drown in their own saliva if not for their secretary.
Hm… will Adam Huber give up his job with enough Patreon money? If he does, will that reduce the funny?
nevermind, Scott Adams still does the D and I’m sure he hasn’t worked in an office for many years…
So … yes! please support Adam (the bugmartini Adam) via Patreon.
Also Adam H — you were supposed to have something for us Patreons by now… Sunday comics ?!? (even though I’m only $1 a month … waiting for a book to come out to support you otherwise.. you are currently my only Patreon…. I know it’s not much but I don’t have much to give… so I give it to my favourite part of the day….)
Oh you bet yer bottom I’ll quit my job if I can support myself solely through Patreon. Sorry I’ve been slow about releasing the new Patreon rewards including Sunday strips. My girlfriend and I are in the process of buying and moving into our first home. The plan is to launch Sunday strips as soon as we get settled in. Hopefully next week!
I sincerely hope that “girlfriend and I are buying” means “one of us is buying and the other is just moving in and helping with the bills and isn’t actually on the deed and/or mortgage until we are married – because without marriage neither of us would have any recourse in a court of law in the event of a split, death or drug addiction – and we aren’t that dumb.”
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Thanks. Starting my new job tomorrow; I’ll ready my coffee cup. Unless it’s good coffee. That’d be tragic.
Well, even if it’s good coffee you could still pour another cup.
On the other hand, bad coworkers that need hot coffee to their face seem to be endless too.
good point…I guess we would have to look at the goodness/badness ratio between the coffee and the coworker
if its less then 1, its not worth it
if its equal, then it depends on if your boss is watching.
if its less….your boss will understand
A supersoaker holds more than one cup.
Just saying.
I say douse anyone who gets within 10 feet. That way you can’t be charged with discrimination.
Thanks Adam! They didn’t send me to sensitivity training since it wasn’t discriminatory. Know anyone who’s hiring?
Has anyone else noticed that he only has 2 coworkers?
Nah, it is the dress code / conformity thing. Initially to any outsider they all look alike. Once you get to know them you will be able to distinguish the various subtypes by their behavior patterns. Engineer, Angry Engineer, Intern, Flirt, dishrag, Coffee Monster, Walley, Boss, Executive aka idiot in a suit who would drown in their own saliva if not for their secretary.
Why did you place another word between “Boss” and “idiot in a suit”?
Hm… will Adam Huber give up his job with enough Patreon money? If he does, will that reduce the funny?
nevermind, Scott Adams still does the D and I’m sure he hasn’t worked in an office for many years…
So … yes! please support Adam (the bugmartini Adam) via Patreon.
Also Adam H — you were supposed to have something for us Patreons by now… Sunday comics ?!? (even though I’m only $1 a month … waiting for a book to come out to support you otherwise.. you are currently my only Patreon…. I know it’s not much but I don’t have much to give… so I give it to my favourite part of the day….)
Wow this comment got long, err… sorry?
Oh you bet yer bottom I’ll quit my job if I can support myself solely through Patreon. Sorry I’ve been slow about releasing the new Patreon rewards including Sunday strips. My girlfriend and I are in the process of buying and moving into our first home. The plan is to launch Sunday strips as soon as we get settled in. Hopefully next week!
I sincerely hope that “girlfriend and I are buying” means “one of us is buying and the other is just moving in and helping with the bills and isn’t actually on the deed and/or mortgage until we are married – because without marriage neither of us would have any recourse in a court of law in the event of a split, death or drug addiction – and we aren’t that dumb.”
Well, if women are involved usually the other one is paying and working.
But I don’t think that’s because of possible troubles with the court.
Overfund you in money through your Patreon is my Lottery Fantasy #17.
Yeah Scott A hasn’t worked in an office for most of his career *badum tish*
Psst – he is actually Wally.
Did anyone else notice the Bug in today’s Whiteboard comic?
“Martini.” BRILLIANT! 🙂
As someone who’s had an entire pot of freshly brewed coffee spilled on him, I can definitely state NO, NO I DON’T.